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I have nothing worthwhile to say about Ergo Proxy. I watched three episodes of it too. I'm not going to say I want those those minutes of my life back because that would be cliche. And besides, I probably would've spent the time masturbating, or watching another terrible show. The point is whatever I could have done instead wasn't going to leave the world a better place and you fucking know it!

Ergo Proxy Episode Summary

Episode 01 - Ha! They made an anime about what that girl from Evanescence looks like after she's been airbrushed to fuck for magazine covers and photo shoots!

Episode 02 - QUALITY! (Watch the clip I made you ^___^)

Episode 03 - Can't see shit! I guess this is what it's like when blind people listen to anime. Blind people have the ONLY opinion that matters in the eternal sub vs. dub debate. The rest of you are ungrateful brats and feel ashamed and embarrassed for even getting involved in such an antiquated discussion. Fucking buy the DVD, who cares?

Y'know, when I started doing this new anime was a rare treat on Hulu. I'd see one new title a month if even that. So I thought it would be an easy thing to tell you guys when new shows were added to Hulu. But damn, ever since I started doing this they've been adding a new show every other day! Dammit, Hulu, making me work harder than I anticipated. Wait, what am I saying, more legal anime is a good thing.

So yeah, Spice and Wolf. Go check that out.

Good luck to anyone who plans on competing. I can't even finish a Grand Slam on my own.

It's more likely than you think.

At first I was like, "Wait, wasn't Super Dimension Fortress Macross already on Hulu? Did they take it off then bring it back or something?" Seeing the show on the Recently Added list confused me because I'd already watched it a few months ago. For five minutes I just stared at the thumbnail like a confused Slowpoke that's forgotten its own attack moves.

I suspect they added Romeo x Juliet to Hulu thinking, "Just in time for Valentine's Day!" Yeah, okay, but the original Romeo and Juliet is far from romantic. The story's a real downer to be perfectly honest! Romeo and Juliet: the original BAD END.

I watched the first two episodes; Gonzo took some liberties with the source material.

Yeah, I don't have much to say about this show. I've never even heard of it. Mirage of Blaze sounds like a spell from a Japanese RPG. But I'm gonna at least give this show a chance because Media Blasters operates right here in New York City. I'm easy like that.

Media Blasters have their own channel on Hulu. I recommend watching Girl's High and KITE: Liberator. I still haven't watched Ramen Fighter Miki but that was before I knew Media Blasters were the ones to license it. Just added the show to my queue.

I could probably relate to Ramen Fighter Miki given that's all I can afford to eat these days.

Ladies versus Butlers! takes last year's trend of characters crash landing face first on top of other people crotches to a higher level. The following sequence not only raises the fanservice bar, it's absolutely absurd! I've studied it frame-by-frame like the Kennedy assassination tapes and I'm no closer to figuring out how they landed that way. Did the maid spin towards the ground at the last second or something? This thing defies all laws of real-world physics AND cartoon physics!

Arsen's forever been trying to get me to watch Shigurui: Death Frenzy. He knows the kind of anime I like and believes I'll enjoy it. I'll admit, it does sound like my kind of show when he describes it: blood & guts with a compelling story. Arsen wants so much for me to watch Shigurui: Death Frenzy that he copied the show to my hard drive. Have I watched it yet? Of course not.

When I saw Shigurui: Death Frenzy on Hulu's list of Recently Added Shows this morning, I felt more than a little guilty. But what's there to feel guilty about?

Hulu just added a page for Galaxy Express 999. I don't really expect you to sit here and watch the whole thing from your browser but it didn't feel right to not include it.

Or not. I don't enjoy watching long-form programming sitting at my desk anymore. After ditching cable last year the next logical step was to connect my laptop to my TV and that's how it's been ever since. Now I can watch programming from the comfort of my bed! Feels good man.

I guess what I'm expecting is for you to follow the Galaxy Express 999 link, add the show to your subscriptions and watch from the comfort of YOUR bed (or couch, or loveseat, or your aunt's laminated sofa, rocking chair, ottoman, lazyboy, beanbag seat, yoga mat), with Hulu Desktop.

Is anybody still reading this?

Why you've done this?